Tushy?  Heiney?  Badonkadonk?  Call it what you will, we all have one, and it has some pretty good uses.  The most frequent, I suppose, is as a cushion.  We need something to sit on, right?

 

 

And, in some places, one's bottom is an essential beauty asset --- the bigger the better!

 

Clearly, there are many valid reasons to have a gluteus maximus.  But one of them really shouldn't be to cover up your favorite team logo or mascot!  Agreed?  So what's up with this thing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't get me wrong.  These are great for sitting on.  I wouldn't mind having one.  But while you're sitting on it, how are you going to show your team spirit?  How are people going to know who you support?  Don't you want something that shows?  Try this:

On your head! 
Because your rear has more important things to do.