 Don't you love driving down the highway with your pennants flying, telling the whole world who's the greatest?  |
| Everybody looks your way. You feel important. Your team gets shown to the world. The people in their ordinary cars without pennants feel bare and unenthusiastic. You and your team are clearly superior! Good stuff. But then you park your car, and suddenly you're just some anonymous stadium-goer. Don't you wish you could drive your car right into the stadium or arena and show everybody what you're there for? A few lucky people get to do that. I suppose those presidential motorcades have no problem getting through the gates.  |
And we all saw our homecoming court riding around the football field in a convertible, didn't we?
 Most of us were never in a car like that, though. We're left with just the fantasy (admit it, you've had it) that we're out there driving that big Zamboni on the ice rink.  |
| But really, for most of us, it's just not in the cards for us to get our vehicle out there, is it? So there sits our car, pennants and all, in the parking lot (If a pennant sits on a car in a parking lot and nobody sees it, does it really exist?). What's a body to do? Well, how about this? |
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